Zombie Survival Tip 6

This Zombie Survival Tip is going to be short, owing to the fact that I have work related matters which really need my attention.  This is how you defeat a Zombie using a chainsaw.

Preparation

1 chainsaw.  Be certain that the gas tank is filled.
1 pretty bow
1 pistol or flare gun
1 stick
Procedure

1. Identify which member of the living dead that you want to slay.

2. Start the chainsaw and put it on the ground.  Be certain that it has a bow lovingly placed on the gas tank.

3. When the Zombie bends over the investigates either a) the chainsaw or b) the bow, take the pistol or flare gun and fire it directly at the gas tank of the chainsaw.  Since this more requires an expert shot, make certain that you practice this move several times before using it in actual Zombie situations.  Also be certain to seek protection behind some fortified bunker so as to avoid shrapnel.

4. The fireball and explosion should disarm, disleg, or decapitate the Zombie.  To test for doneness, poke Zombie with a stick to see if it moves.  If still not done, get another chainsaw and cut off the head with vigorous strokes.