Zombie Survival Tip 2

Many people ask themselves--How can I best survive a Zombie outbreak with the everyday objects they have in their house?  In order to do this, follow the instructions below for the best way to outwit a Zombie with a pocket handkerchief and a ordinary broom

Preparation:

You need the following items in order to defend yourself against a Zombie outbreak.

1 pocket handkerchief, preferably one that has not been used (It prevents quick unfurling)

1 super absorbant tissue (The brand does not matter, so long as the tissue has not been used.)

1 long-handled broom


Procedure:

1. Get a Zombie to come close to you.

2. Throw the pocket handkerchief or super absorbant tissue directly into their face.

3. Being startled, the Zombie will react to remove the offending handkerchief.

4. As the Zombie tries to remove the handkerchief, use the broom to either

    a. Kick the Zombie in the groin area, or

    b. Push the Zombie down the nearest staircase or exposed well
        (It may do to find a well before you try this survival tip) 

5. Zombie will either react to the attack or be disabled by the fall. 
   
If the Zombie is not incapacitated by the attack, then jab the end of the long-handled broom into Zombie's eye.  It may help to sharpen the end of the broom to aid in this step.

To test for doneness, poke Zombie several times in the mid section to see if it is really dead dead, not living dead.

Repeat these steps as often as needed to incapacitate as many Zombies as you can.